The Donald…


I’ve had an idea. I had one before. It was on a Wednesday. Anyway. This is the idea I have now: we never mention the name of that orange anus with the comb over again. If that is too long to type out or say, then we do what Hillary Clinton did in the debate, refer to him as Donald. We do that because:

1/ he doesn’t like it

2/ it disempowers him

2/ it fails to promote his product, which is the orange anus with the comb over name.

And we never put a photograph of him up anywhere either. I know we need photos to illustrate what we are saying, to make people notice it, to hang out a big sign saying: “I’m talking important politics stuff here!!!! Pay attention.”

We put up a photograph of Hillary Clinton. Or if that is a step too far, as it is for some, we put up one of Willie Nelson. I’d go for Willie.

So, no more T… you know who I mean. The orange anus with the comb over.

Hey, Willie! Hey, Hillie! Wassup?

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